Tag Archives: Novelties

Haven’t you ever wanted to cover your mortal wounds with the visage of the 16th President of the United States? Here are some bandages and… Read the rest

Mmm yellowcake flavored energy powder. We feel sorry for the poor sod who had to taste the yellowcake to determine whether they had the flavoring… Read the rest

We have a feeling these pint glasses are actually made by Dr. Robotnik. Why? Because the fastest way to slow down a speedy hedgehog is… Read the rest

Want to be the coolest cat in the corporate cafeteria? This insulated lunch bag will not only keep the prying hands of Human Resources coworkers… Read the rest

Dracula vants to suck your vlood. But these vampire repelling mints will keep Vlad the Impaler off of your neck. Of course, it’ll also keep… Read the rest

Alice of Wonderland fame had a bit of an adventure after eating a cake labeled “EAT ME” but you can (safely) eat this fruit and… Read the rest

Ever wanted to blow someone’s head off without the sticky mess and long jail sentence? Here’s your chance with Think Geek’s Airzooka Air Gun. You… Read the rest

It’s not real Uranium, folks. However, you can bathe yourself in science with this fancy period table soap. Yep, that’s right. You can wash Uranus… Read the rest

We moustache you to drink politely with these straws.
Six straws turn your hairless face into a fancy ‘stache. It’s hand-cut from black heavy duty… Read the rest