While it doesn’t actually shoot, who wouldn’t want to wake up to some friendly “Pew! Pew!”-ing? Here’s ceramic ray gun mug measuring 4.5″ tall by 8″ wide. It holds 12 ounces of your favorite hot beverage. Go ahead and shoot aliens for breakfast, ’cause why not?

Love Sriracha Rooster Sauce? Do you put it on everything? Now you can have it to go with these giant lollipops. They’re sweet and oh-so-spicy. Think you can stand the heat? Cock-a-doodle-POW.

Oh, preccciioouusss. Master wants you on its finger. A beautiful One Ring made from genuine 925 sterling silver and plated in gold. Detailed inscriptions on both the outside and the inside. Comes in size 10.

Get nostalgic, while also embracing the analog (okay, fine. It’s really just showing off your age.) with this 45 adapter shirt. Choose from 7 shirt colors. Sizes small through XXXL. A great shirt for only six George Washingtons – you can’t really go wrong with that.

For zombies, there’s always time for a little snack of brains in between all of the rotting and groaning. Here’s a handcrafted, hand-painted clock to keep their routine all sorted out. It’d also make a great piece for your geek desk or mantle, measuring 7-1/2″ x 7-3/4″ x 2-1/2″. What time is it anyway? Time for braaaaaaaaaaaiiinnnss.

It doesn’t take a pocket protector to be a geek with style. Dress to impress with these fully programmable, open source, iCufflinks. They are crafted out of machined aluminum and contain a pulsating LED. Each set of cufflinks comes with 2 sets of batteries. Each battery lasts up to 72 hours. Steve Jobs didn’t have anything to do with it, but look! Shiny!

Pod people get an acoustic upgrade to their husks with this optimized chamber that is built solely for the purpose of creating aural pleasure. The pod has a six speaker surround system, weighs 120 pounds and comes in either a red or black shell.

We start our independent lives with bus routes pinned to our chests, just in case we were to get mistakenly shuffled away to some mysterious school bus route. This personal item locator is the grown up version of pinning whatever it is that you lose on a regular basis to your chest. It connects to your smartphone so that you can pinpoint exactly where your lost item is hiding. No news on what happens when you lose your smartphone in the couch cushion.